BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
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Patton Oswalt·Jul 11
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
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Patton Oswalt·Aug 8
Every day I’m inspired by the bravery of these courageous ICE agents.
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Patton Oswalt·5d
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
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Patton Oswalt·6d
YEESH. Brutal. But very well-written.
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Patton Oswalt·Feb 1
“Two days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul you to the Prince’s ball. You wanna stop cleaning up after two ugly stepsisters? You talk to me.”
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Patton Oswalt·Jan 31
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
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Patton Oswalt·Jan 29
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Patton Oswalt·Jan 27
“We need to divert attention from the Pretti murder.”
“Gotcha.”
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Patton Oswalt·Jan 27
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Patton Oswalt·Jan 27
GOOD. Visit this store if you can. And once the website it back up (it got overwhelmed by people placing orders) buy something from this gentle Viking.
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Patton Oswalt·Jan 26
Black coffee and a bowl of cereal is a good sanity reset
