Patton Oswalt

My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

Every day I’m inspired by the bravery of these courageous ICE agents.

Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

At last, I shall have my revenge. Or die trying. Only one of us is walking away from this.

I LOVE BOOSTERS is a hilarious, bonkers, sexy-as-fuck masterpiece. You HAVE to see it in a theater just to hear an audience react to *that* scene. Leave the kids at home. WOWWWWW.

I’ve for all days lived my living by these good words of true that without big momentum the good things that hopefully will occur and they probably will can always find people in life.

Voice of Harold > 7 Chinese Bros.

Haunted FOREVER.

Tonight!!! I am on the Celebrity @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social semi-finals!!! Tune in!!!

Listen, internet!!! See me on tour! Tickets at pattonoswalt.com 5/16 - Richmond, VA 5/31 - Los Angeles, CA 6/3 - Hermosa Beach, CA 6/13 - San Luis Obispo, CA 6/14 - Ventura, CA 6/19 - Pittsburgh, PA 6/20 - North Bethesda, MD 6/25 - Tarrytown, NY 6/26 - Keene, NH 6/27 - Gardiner, ME

Happy belated Mother’s Day!

I guess we’re doing this again?