Alexandra Petri

“what could possibly happen when I’m on parental leave”

Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children

I am no parliamentarian but if you can just hold the vote open indefinitely after the votes are in until you get the outcome you want that feels uhhh not democratic

stop wasting your life! www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

hey moon is this guy giving you a hard time

The Mar-a-Lago in heaven is even bigger than it looks www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

if you make the mistake of talking with your kids now you might be stuck talking with them your WHOLE LIFE www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

omg just saw the odyssey and I will say worth price of admission to hear Odysseus stare into camera and say “we are entering the bronze age collapse”

I was haunted by Sean Hannity’s suggestion that Lindsey Graham’s heaven includes a mar a lago so here is a piece exploring that concept www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

now that the odyssey is a hit can someone green light my Trial and Death of Socrates

If Other Jobs Were Like US Senator www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

important meeting

another day thinking about The Mouse, The Bird, And The Sausage (totally wild deep-ish cut Grimm fairytale of which every part is more off the rails than the last)