Rob Delaney

Working on a HUGE Moby Dick project which I’ll reveal down the road a bit. To get ready for it I’d like to invite you to read the recent Oxford University Press edition with a brilliant introduction written by my friend (& now colleague!) @hesterblum.bsky.social! 🐳📖 global.oup.com/academic/pro...

Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.

Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽

Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well

Is this real

Former VP & Foreign Minister of Iran: www.foreignaffairs.com/middle-east/...

Maybe time for somebody near the guy to do the thing?

American Fighter Jet shot down over Iran. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Pam Bondi fired because she visibly reacted to Trump’s (porcine diarrhea) odor at a recent meeting where his other viziers didn’t blink

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Thank goodness. I love Eugene so much. ❤️❤️❤️

So fucking cool.

SCOTUS sucks SO BAD & needs to be neutered, packed, catapulted into sun, whatever.

I agree. I think everyone should plan for something like Euromaidan or a rolling January 6 type event from Nov-Jan.