Rob Delaney

Ecstatic to report I’m a part of Liz Meriwether’s terrifying new show FURIOUS. July 27th. 📺🩸 youtu.be/UBSqPDxmNZs?...

Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.

Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽

Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well

This cast!!!!

Paul McCartney + John Bonham! youtu.be/EJg7iTvgIQU?...