Darren Ewing

"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"

this is good.

trans rights are human rights.🏳️‍⚧️

excellent. but they spelled "wanker" wrong. "Andrew, son of Queen Elizabeth, will no longer be known as a prince or His Royal Highness among other titles. Instead, he will be Andrew Mountbatten Windsor." (great report from @ohheybrittany.bsky.social) www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

yer man platner is either a liar or an idiot. either way he should never be elected to anything. that includes "designated driver."

artificial intelligence technology is not the problem. the assholes who control it and have used it to steal content and shoved it down our throats for money are the problem. if you're using it today, you're helping them and hurting anyone who ever actually created anything.

mike's miller is nosferatu. ...dying here.🤣

fuck all. that's what they're getting. soon, even less than that—when we all fall into idiocracy. greed is the order of the day and what comes of it in the end is deserved.

more and more high follower accounts here talking about using a.i. and i have to block them because they're fucking stupid and stupid annoys me. at this rate i'll be all alone and annoyed.🧐 don't let the billionaire wankers win.

in honour of today being the anniversary of orson welles' 1938 "war of the worlds" radio broadcast (the one that really scared people,) here's a funny minute of the simpsons version...

agreed. and this also applies to my ex mother-in-law's house in the hamptons.

i'm putting mine in a trench coat and sending it to the louvre.

i did not run out of halloween candy two days before halloween because i et it all. that is a lie propagated by the media. i am dedicated to uncovering what happened to the candy and holding those responsible to account. regarding all the wrappers in my bin, i haven't seen them so can't comment.