Samantha Ruddy

How we can de-radicalize young men #standup

It’s pretty wild that Trump’s base is turning on him because of all the Epstein stuff now. We’ve known he’s a predator for years. There’s a major news story every 6 months about it. It’s like turning on snoop dogg because you JUST found out he smokes weed.

Democrats can’t get a crosswalk installed when they have all three branches, but it took Republicans 6 months to gut the entire US government like it was a Red Lobster.

When I set up my Apple wallet a long time ago I misspelled my name as Samandra and I thought it was so funny until today when I went to get a package and they said “you are not Samandra.” I know. Nobody is. That sounds like a reptile with long eyelashes.

I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”

Right now living in America feels like being on a bus driven by a mad man and if you point out that we’re obviously barreling towards our doom, like 30% of the people on the bus start screaming at you. And they have guns.

These dipshits really renamed it the department of war and then started WW3 not even 6 months later

They’re replacing Kristi Noem with AI because now that can botch a mission and kill innocent people too

Crazy that the US is bombing schools but our gas prices going up will be the line in the sand for a lot of Americans. “Horrors beyond comprehension? That’s fine. Paying double to drunk drive my lifted truck around the suburbs of Indianapolis? I’m taking to the streets.”

A guy on LinkedIn said immigrants and AI are equal threats to the economy. I disagree. One of them lies, steals, and takes American jobs. The other is immigrants.

Love the likelihood of civil war infographic

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