Samantha Ruddy

How we can de-radicalize young men #standup

It’s pretty wild that Trump’s base is turning on him because of all the Epstein stuff now. We’ve known he’s a predator for years. There’s a major news story every 6 months about it. It’s like turning on snoop dogg because you JUST found out he smokes weed.

Democrats can’t get a crosswalk installed when they have all three branches, but it took Republicans 6 months to gut the entire US government like it was a Red Lobster.

I hate crying sexism but I do feel like everyone was completely ignoring menopause until some guy named Perry got it

I can’t stop thinking about Widow’s Bay

I’m a butch lesbian. My wife is a femme lesbian. Men always try to talk to her and it makes me so jealous. Talk to ME. She’s not even enjoying you, bro. She’s so bored by you. I love Jackass and Quentin Tarantino movies. Stop bothering her and let’s go to Buffalo Wild Wings.

Why is the Kentucky Derby happening? Can we let the horses rest? You can bet on if it’s going to rain tomorrow. We do not need to bring horses into this anymore.

25% of young men are now active sports betters and I can’t help but think that if there was a societal problem that affected 25% of young women we would probably ignore that too.

Digital shoes for sale never worn

Girl, are you a data center? Because you’re loud as hell and a nuisance to the neighborhood.

*seeing my checking account get low* Uh…I’m pivoting to AI.

White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us! White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you

DOGE fired everyone in the government unless they promised to do insider trading.