Samantha Ruddy

How we can de-radicalize young men #standup

It’s pretty wild that Trump’s base is turning on him because of all the Epstein stuff now. We’ve known he’s a predator for years. There’s a major news story every 6 months about it. It’s like turning on snoop dogg because you JUST found out he smokes weed.

Democrats can’t get a crosswalk installed when they have all three branches, but it took Republicans 6 months to gut the entire US government like it was a Red Lobster.

The love is blind reunion episode feels like the mean girls gym scene

We could have stopped the internet right here. We had peaked.

I thought everyone at this NJ Halloween party would know I’m Christopher from the Sopranos but instead everybody has just been extra nice and opened doors for me

I am not afraid to admit that I love Love is Blind

A strange thing about standup comedy is that you’ll remember someone you did open mics with 10 years ago and when you look up what happened to them they’re either dead or on broadway.

Saw a bee try to pollinate this flower and I could almost hear him yelling “clear!” Buddy he’s gone. You lose them sometimes. It’s ok. It’s not your fault.

It’s crazy that we invented the internet and then it completely tore us apart. Like imagine if we invented the mass produced assembly line automobile and then it caused 40,000 deaths per wait

What our media landscape is missing is 30 minute horror anthology series. I’m talking children in a secret club. I’m talking an old lady with clairvoyant powers who solves a different murder every episode. I’m talking incoherent plot, all vibes, monster of the week. We need to get back to basics.

I think college is a scam. I think high school is a scam. I think elementary school is a scam. I’m not 100% sure I know what a scam is. And at the end of the day isn’t that an indictment of our school system?

One of the 2000s meme pages should make their bio “I’m so 2008 you’re so 2000-and-late.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.