@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
Funny skateboards dad
Going to N.A.S.A. tomorrow and I asked my wife “Is this the Houston we have a problem NASA?!” It is.
I SEE YOU, TUBI. Got some sneaky bangers.
Y’all say data or data?
Popping in quick for my @minakimes.bsky.social rules post
I have so many single socks. I think I’m gonna just put them all on match.com 🤞🤞🤞
I’m in my living room watching Best of the Best, eating wings, cats chillin, daughter sleeping and I’m just happy ❤️
Where should I go do stand up this year?! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
I’m watching KIDS 🤔🤔🤔
It doesn’t get better 🪦
I sold 4 pairs of shoes so I could buy a new lawn mower. I think the University of South Dakota should give me an honorary economics degree.
My wife left town today for the week and 35 minutes in I shaved my face for the first time in about 5 years. It’s gonna get weird by Friday.
NEW AFE! We are joined by @jessedavidfox.bsky.social to draft our dream SNL cast! bit.ly/afesnlcast
