Ty Dane Gonzalez

The Seattle Fuckin' Mariners

The Seattle Mariners have tied the Astros for first place in the American League West.

It's time for Emerson Hancock to pitch.

there's a joke about splashdown and houston to be made ahead of tonight's mariners game but i just can't get there wanted to let you guys know i made the effort tho

I posted their overall 2025 averages. The M/A '25 bat speeds are tough to apply because there are so many variables. Julio and Cal are slightly up from where they were this time a year ago, while Randy is way down (despite being fairly productive so far). Naylor was in AZ. Young wasn't here.

Through their first 13 games of the 2025 season, the #Mariners were also the only team in MLB with a sub-80% in-zone contact rate (77.6%). So they've been here before!

The #Mariners rank dead-last in MLB in-zone contact rate (76.8%). They have five of the 30 worst qualified hitters in MLB in that category: Raleigh - 71.6% (worst) Rodríguez - 72.9% (third-worst) Arozarena - 76.9% (20th-worst) Naylor - 77.6% (22nd-worst) Young - 78.6% (26th-worst)

Looks like Emerson's settled in a bit. Encouraging.

Lot of sinkers from Hancock there in the second. Velo still 95-96.

Big reason for Hancock's success last Sunday was the fastball command. Not there so far tonight and it's getting smoked.

Brutal HR robbery aside, that was the best turn through the 2-3-4 so far, which is sad but also... progress.

Seems like Brendan Donovan is okay, but uh, now there's this.