Timothy Simons

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened

Have a great time at the World Cup! Remember an unidentified masked person can grab you at anytime and send you to a foreign gulag and you will have no chance to defend yourself! Anyway buy a ticket!

Hey! I need some help with stories from film sets about good ideas coming from anywhere. Like, the grip that pitched a joke, the office assistant that solved a production problem, the writer who figured out a location problem. That sort of thing. Anybody have ideas?

Please stop saying mean things to us and let us kill american citizens and ignore due process and funnel money to ourselves and our friends in peace.

As if getting railroaded by @minakimes.bsky.social on the show wasn't bad enough, @pablo.show chose the most insane looking face for the thumbnail. This will not stand.

Does anyone know of an east side LA bike donation for kids? Our guys have outgrown theirs and I’m looking to donate them

Gotta suck to get fired for not properly covering up some pedos sex crimes.

I’ve been wearing southwestern style shawl collar knit sweaters for YEARS and this Jonny come lately Gosling swoops in with this stolen valor and i will not forget you all that stood behind him.

Spending this much time on casting is fucking rad.

Does anyone know how the fuck to keep the Adobe Creative Cloud Content Manager from running the background?

TENDR 2.0

Kash Patel is so good at his job*. *covering for pedophiles, ignoring high profile kidnappings, delaying the investigation into the murder of one of his close friends to go chug beers on the taxpayers dime.