Timothy Simons

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened

Have a great time at the World Cup! Remember an unidentified masked person can grab you at anytime and send you to a foreign gulag and you will have no chance to defend yourself! Anyway buy a ticket!

Nathan Fielder documentary are the three scariest words you can string together. I might be one of the dumber people on the earth but I’m nowhere near dumb enough to invite him into my home just before I go to prison.

Bryson wanting to call Trump from The Open. Argentina with more punches thrown than shots. Trump trying to sneak into the lifting of the cup. This might be an all time bitch loser shit weekend. Hall of Fame first ballot type stuff.

I’ll be in NYC for this 10th anniversary screening of CHRISTINE on July 28th if that is something that is of interest to you.

Truly and deeply fuck these ICE terrorist chuds. Maine doesn't need or fucking want you. Nobody needs or fucking wants you. GTFO.

fuck (and i cannot stress this enough) this shit

I love that the French team has a cute lil collar on its kit. 🫡🫡🫡

Shout out to all the trans kids out there for being braver in the face of hatred than any of these right wing cunts could ever be. Those mothrrfuckers won’t even ride the subway. Fuckin white sheet ass pussies.