the process of giving over your parking decisions to a computer and then getting your car towed is called automotive surrender
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vantazach路Aug 2
Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3
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vantazach路Aug 5
now that's a pretty graph
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vantazach路Aug 4
honestly thought it would take more than two weeks for something stupider than the Tesla diner to come along
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vantazach路18h
that sigh before Venezuela like she's been doing the job for years is sending me
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when someone shows you they can't read even a single word ahead of what they're speaking, believe them
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"you can have my binary opposition when you pry it out of my cold dead hands!!"
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vantazach路1d
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"SpaceX鈥檚 Starlink constellation now has more than 11,000 satellites... Radars and telescopes routinely track thousands more pieces of space junk."
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vantazach路1d
"...but it's not MY tesla that made him rich. it's just a car. I don't really do politics"
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vantazach路2d
it's the perfect tool for the person who has both too much money and too many kids to care about either
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vantazach路2d
aside from the security implications, how sad must a person's life be to derive no pleasure from shopping for LEGO kits
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vantazach路2d
reach out and prompt faith
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vantazach路3d
such a good name. pronounced like "executive", leads right to the adorable plushy mascot "The Exe-Cutie", and even allows for the ominous capitalization of the U to really drive home that it will eventually come for all of us
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vantazach路4d
adding bumper stickers that read "we bought this because BMW wasn't nazi enough" to my online Tesla store
