Kristi Yamaguccimane

The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night:

Can’t stop laughing at this

Lindsay Graham Connor McGregor 🤝 Spent career on knees(,) getting blown out by younger guys

Happy Saturday, friends

This is the most libbed out thing I’ve ever seen on here and that’s saying a lot

I wonder how long Phlebotomists have to go to art school to learn how to draw blood

Met a friend’s new guy she’s seeing. Super sweet, handsome, fun all around. Then out of the blue, just the two of us standing away from everyone he started quoting BORAT. It was very loud in the bar so I thought I misunderstood at first and went “haha yeah…wait what?” So he leaned in closer to my…

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He said bbbssssbsbsb bghhhhhhh uuhhhhhhrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm…hhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhh…nnnnaaaaa..uuuurrreeeeefffff…waaaa…wa…ppppffffflllaaaa…pllllfaaa…ooaaaaaaahhh..bbbsssbssssss sssssccaaaafffffssssscaaaassffffffffasasssaaaasffffff…

What’re the odds on Polymarket Trump announces new tariffs on Belgium today

Bill Simmons next podcast: I just think they played better without Balogun. House: Bill. C’mon. Simmons: there might’ve been a little Ewing Theory happening with the Men’s National Team is all I’m sayin.

Thank you for what? You said nothing. You just did a Magic Johnson tweet. “To win the game, they really gotta outscore the opponent” Oh fuckin great thinkin. Really displayed a stroke of tactical genius there, Sun Tzu.