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Senior Staff Editor, general-assignment and breaking news, The New York Times.

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William Lamb·Aug 20

“Officers arriving at the scene found the victim had been bound to a stretcher and pumped full of midazolam, vecuronium bromide, and potassium chloride in what we have determined was an execution-style killing,” said state police spokesperson Raymond Perk.

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William Lamb·Dec 2

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free.

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William Lamb·Nov 15

“Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume.” www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/u...

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William Lamb·Dec 2

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free.

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William Lamb·Nov 23

This is one of the most enchanting, fun places I have ever been. Farewell to a true original.

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William Lamb·Nov 20

I distinctly ordered the Antarctic blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. and optional rally fun pack.

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William Lamb·Nov 15

“Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume.” www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/u...

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William Lamb·Nov 13

Feels like time to reup this.

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William Lamb·Oct 25

"You’ve been a bad girl, you’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now." www.nytimes.com/2024/10/24/u...

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William Lamb·Aug 20

“Officers arriving at the scene found the victim had been bound to a stretcher and pumped full of midazolam, vecuronium bromide, and potassium chloride in what we have determined was an execution-style killing,” said state police spokesperson Raymond Perk.

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William Lamb·Aug 20

Neighbor Charlotte Kullen started complaining in 2015: “Oh God, I wake up still with nightmares of them screaming in my head."

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William Lamb·Jul 17

Don't miss the kicker.

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William Lamb·May 27

Are you feeling mad? Are you feeling kinda sad?

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